Backstory: Nuclear physicist Dr. Juwon Park has just invented the world’s first-ever time machine. It allows users to travel their own genetic timelines and inhabit the bodies of their ancestors. Juwon’s goal is to pinpoint specific moments in history that, if altered slightly, could positively change the arc of mankind. Unfortunately for, well, literally everyone on Earth—living and dead—this untested technology has been hijacked by Colby McSmith, a Las Vegas stripper, failed energy drink spokesman and all-around dirt bag, who wants to go back in time to re-seduce his ex-girlfriend, Kim Plimpton. Now mankind’s survival depends on the world’s most brilliant physicist being able to mend Colby and Kim’s relationship, as they fight and fuck and fight and fuck their way through history.